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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Cardiologist warns ‘many sunscreens are loaded with cancer-causing chemicals’: Here’s how to choose safe options - Hindustan Times

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

What does pompano fish taste like?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

AMD has limited Radeon RX 9060 XT 8GB sampling based on ‘regional market demand’ - VideoCardz.com

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Treasury yields slide as ADP payrolls fall to lowest in more than two years - CNBC

Loons and Moons

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I write a book and sell it?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Auto-Parts Bankruptcy Is the First Big Casualty of Tariff War - WSJ

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Quis in et et repellendus.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it helpful to justify the reason for a breakup when ending a relationship?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Scientists detect light passing through entire human head, opening new doors for brain imaging - Medical Xpress

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

XRP Forecast: Pundit Predicts Where XRP Could Be Headed by June - The Crypto Basic

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance