What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:10

Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
What does pompano fish taste like?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I write a book and sell it?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it helpful to justify the reason for a breakup when ending a relationship?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance